Even In This Tough Economy....

Sometimes a deal comes that is too good to pass up. Such is the case with a new bass DNA bought. It's not here yet, but adding up what DNA knows about the bass, and the price he got it at, he could not go wrong. Here is a picture of it:



While he was bass shopping, he also bought this:



No, DNA ain't made of money, but he is made of good-deal-sensing catlike intuition. DNA needed a small but powerful rig for home, and this will fit the bill.

Next, if you were like DNA, after the last post, he listened to the Morris Day Youtube cut continuously until now, that means you listened to it approximately 3000 times. AWWK! Hallelujah! Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

The questions DNA posed last time was, "Why aren't there ugly female rock stars?" There are ugly male rock stars. Really ugly. In fact, ugly becomes part of some guy's appeal. DNA doesn't think it is just a matter of beauty-ism or sexism in the marketplace.

Here are some of the potential reasons why there no ugly female rock stars:

Only pretty females can sing.

If you are a female and you sing, everyone in our culture automatically assumes you must be pretty, instantly adjusting the unconscious paradigm of beauty to include you---so by definition, there can never be ugly female singers.

If you're an ugly female and you sing, nobody listens or cares.

Just by listening, people can tell if you're ugly, and decide not to like you or your music.

Even blind people know if a female is singing and is ugly, and they don't like it.

Or, perhaps, just perhaps, all women are beautiful, the beauty in music transcends physical shells, and the message and the delivery of the message are really what we find beautiful about women who sing. So, in the end, only pretty females sing. But for the right reasons.

Naw, that sounds like bullshit. Here is proof that hot chicks sing rock and roll, but scary, ugly guys get to, too:



Now, to prove the point about only hot chicks singing rock and roll, DNA did a quick survey of bands with girls in them. Here are some pics of the girls:

See? All hot chicks.